Noun. Combination of
liberal and
retard
Used derogatorily by conservatives/Republicans for
liberals/Democrats
Pl. Libtards ... usage example ... "Libterd", related
and created using possibly this word as a foundation, or
possibly from a different source as a combination of
Liberal and Terd, without the prior knowledge of Libtard
Yea, Libtard, I guess you want free
health-care too?!
2.
Libtard alternatives
As repetitive as it sounds, it stands for
"liberal retard." A libtard wants to live in a
fantasy world (in which life is the way that they WISH
IT WAS) as opposed to dealing with life the way it
actually is.
(This explains the religious fervor that many of them
demonstrate when it comes to smoking pot).
The most idealistic libtard envisions a time when
science/technology and Socialism will eliminate all
poverty, hunger, war, disease, injustice, unemployment
and prejudice. (It is a nice
pipe dream but human nature will forever stand in
the way of that goal).
Most libtards subscribe to the notion that "people are
basically good", and build their foundation for activism
and "improving the human condition" on that faulty
premise. Because they deny the facts about human nature,
their "reasoning" is diametrically opposite to common
sense (blue states vs. red states).
The reality that people have different initiative
levels, are basically selfish, and often work for their
own interests before helping others, puts a libtard's
panties in a wad. So, when citizens will not
voluntarily comply with various libtard prescriptions
for "the common good", then laws must be passed, or
force used, to MAKE them comply. (It is the gradual path
to totalitarianism).
Likewise, his/her naďve cries of: "can't we all just get
along?" and "there is nothing worth dying for" are red
flags for anyone with a clue.
Metaphorically speaking, a libtard is a sheep who thinks
that their grasp of diplomatic nuance or metaphysical
sensitivity will prevent their flock from being devoured
by the world's Islamic/Communist wolves. When America,
the sheep dog, responds to wolf attacks, the libtard
judges these defensive actions as offensive and wolfish.
Since libtards are unable to recognize our enemies... for
what they are, they cannot be trusted to safeguard our
future. LibTards think this video doesn't represent
their multiple attempts to bail out the US 2008 Economic
meltdown by spending money like a drunken sailor.
In a large nutshell, a libtard's goal in life includes
one or more of the following:
--the establishment of a Socialist "utopia" (a.k.a. a
global
nanny state)
--"benevolent" totalitarian control of the world's
population through any means necessary
--ever increasing government micromanagement of private
enterprise (a.k.a. clueless meddling)
--the adoption of laws, treaties and tax regulations
that hinder America's competitiveness
--the usurpation of the legislative process, at all
levels, through judicial fiat
--the filing of specious law suits in order to thwart
the will of the people (e.g. Calif. Proposition. 187)
--the promotion of the tyranny of the minority (even
when they no longer are the minority)
--the filing of specious law suits to shakedown
corporations for cash (under the guise of "social
responsibility")
--the disproportionate taxation of citizens "who have
more money than they need"
--the redistribution of wealth from producers to
non-producers (under the guise of "fairness")
--the banning and confiscation of all privately owned
guns (even though it has lead to genocide)
--the abolition of all private property rights
--the destruction of all national sovereignty (America
first, of course)
--the destruction of Capitalism
--the establishment of one religion (with no personal
accountability), OR the abolition of all religion
--the appeasement of Islamic radicals and their American
front groups like CAIR (see:
Religion of Pieces)
--the regulation, or banning, of all opposition media
(under the guise of "fairness")
--the appeasement of Communist dictators and their
American front groups
--the further insertion of Socialist ideology and
indoctrination into public school curricula
--the purposeful "dumbing down" of the masses through
inane public school curricula and pedagogy
--mass thought control through "speech codes" and
political correctness
--the further promulgation of the homosexual/pedophile
agenda
--the teaching of HATE (superficially disguised as
"Women's Studies", "African Studies", etc.)
--the legalization of marijuana ("far OUT, man")
--the establishment of world wide socialized medicine
(under the guise of "fairness")
--the conservation of the environment over the
conservation of the American economy
--the demonization of attempts to make English America’s
national language
--world peace (which genocidal dictators define as: "the
absence of conflict"--dead men cannot resist your brutal
oppression)
--the conservation of the environment over the
conservation of humanity
--the promotion of abortion as birth control, eugenics,
and teaching the theory of evolution as fact (even
though the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics precludes it from
the get-go)
--the abolition of individual freedom
--anarchy
Not surprisingly, there is a thread of anti-Americanism
that runs through these ideas. A libtard cannot stomach
the idea that America, despite its faults, is the
greatest country in the world. As such, he/she sees it
as their duty to tarnish the country's current and past
image using all available means including: cherry
picking facts and using innuendo, half-truths, lies and
fabrications (see:
Rathergate).
Libtards’ actions undermine America's educational
system, economy, criminal justice system, military
personnel, sovereignty, security, and freedoms.
Meanwhile, they try to fabricate a moral equivalence
with rogue nations like China, Iran, North Korea, Cuba,
Syria, Somalia and Sudan. (But don't question their
patriotism).
Why
can't we all just get along???
Obama tries to become part of the "Dance of
bi-partisanship" as He's willing to do anything to stay in
power and get re-elected. WTF.. we
need no stinkin' elections. He'll
just declare Marshal Law prior to the
2012 election and declare himself 'Dear
Leader" for life... if only he can
disarm Sarah P.
NOTE TO ALL MALCONTENTS: If America is truly evil,
please pick yourself a better country.
If the health care system in Cuba, Canada or Great
Britain is superior to America's, then you are free to
leave. If the crime rate in China, North Korea or the
Magic Kingdom is so much lower, then you too are
free to leave. Not enough hedonism for you? Then try
Amsterdam, Bangkok or Tijuana.
If life in general is better in Sweden, The Netherlands
or Switzerland then WHY are you still here??? You talk
big, but you lack the courage of your convictions. So do
humanity a favor--shut up and move away.
Otherwise get a real job, and get a life, because you
obviously have WAY too much time on your hands.
>>>>>
Because most libtards are pantheists (New Agers),
agnostics, atheists, liberal Jews, liberal Catholics, or
have otherwise turned their backs on Jehovah, they lack
true spiritual fulfillment. In order to try and fill
that void, and "to make a difference", they work for the
causes listed above. A pretty complete listing can be
found at discoverthenetworks.org.
A libtard will participate in protests, rallies,
marches, bike rides, etc. in a feckless attempt to
change whatever supposedly needs changing (see:
muckadoo). Their desire to revisit the "glory" days
of the 60's is sometimes a driving force. Regardless,
the end result is usually the same: nothing actually
changes.
But, since a libtard wants to be rated for his/her good
intentions, versus actual results, they leave these
activities with a feeling of success "because they have
raised awareness" or "let their voices be heard."
Post-protest gatherings often feature excessive
drinking, drug abuse, and impromptu fornication to
celebrate the "victory."
Because conservatives take responsibility for themselves
and their children, have real jobs, under gird the
economy, and value their time, their counter protesting
is often negligible.
It is not that they don't care about their causes; they
just understand that 1968 tactics are useless. Likewise,
their sense of self worth does not come from how well
they perform at work, or in life, but from a realization
that they have been given a good and satisfying destiny
that no one can take away.
With all of this in mind, may we NOW question a
libtard's patriotism???
“You are listening to CNN, the Communist
News Network.”
Anchorman: “Good morning, I’m E. Feet Liberal. Our top
story, disastrous former mayor of Cleveland, Dennis
Cucinich, has been appointed to head the newly created
Department of Rainbows, Unicorns and Dandelions. When
told of his appointment, Cucinich remarked,
‘As former ambassador to the Crab Nebula, I am looking
forward to bringing my diplomatic expertise to the
problem of terrorist, er, civilly challenged attacks on
our planet. I even stopped by a gift shop on Alpha
Centauri and bought a new pair of rose colored glasses!’
We now go to Chip Onner-Shoulder for a live report.”
Womyn Reporter: “Thanks E. Secretary Cucinich wasted no
time in convening a meeting with top terrorist, er,
civilly challenged leaders and their fellow travelers
from CAIR. Among the items on the agenda were: convert
to Islam or DIE, the institution of Shari’a, the
obliteration of Israel, and bringing them the head of
Jerry Springer on a stick. Let’s listen in.”
Cucinich: “There there Abdul, why don’t we all take a
ten minute break and go to our ‘happy places’?”
Terrorist, er, Civilly Challenged heathen: “You're a
clueless libtard. Death to those who insult Islam!”
Cucinich: “Now now Abdul, I know that the civilly
challenged have legitimate grievances, but America has a
Band-Aid big enough for any third world boo boo. Hey
what’s that under your dirty nightshirt?”
KA-BOOOOOOM!!!
Womyn Reporter: “Oh my Gaia! That man just detonated an
explosive vest. He must have been a Mossad agent. I’ll
try and get a comment from CAIR’s spokeswhore. Excuse me
sir, was this the work of Israeli intelligence?”
CAIR Spokeswhore: “Of course it was you decadent whore!
And how dare you show your ankle in public! Now kneel
down and receive your beating.”
Womyn Reporter: “But I thought Islam was the Religion of
Peace!”
CAIR Spokeswhore: “It IS. And if you call us violent,
we’ll kill you!”
Womyn Reporter: “Can we stand in a circle and sing
Kumbayah?”
CAIR Spokeswhore: (smacks forehead) “ALLAH no!”
Womyn Reporter: “Can’t we all just get along?”
CAIR Spokeswhore: “Yes, when you’re dead.”
Womyn Reporter: (backing up) “Stay away from me you
seventh century, scum-sucking pig dog, and put DOWN that
scimitar! Hellllp!”
Anchorman: “Chip! Chip are you still there? Well, we
seem to be having some technical difficulties with
Chip’s mic.
In other news, the Sierra Club is lobbying Congress to
develop wind-powered commuter jets. Club spokeswhore
Molly ‘Bean Sprout’ Jones commented, ‘They’re already up
in the air; so what’s the difficulty?’”
3.
libtard or Libturd??
liberal
retard. One of liberal politcal persuasion who
wastes their entire lives bitching about president
Bush/conservatives/Christianity, or hunting for an
opportunity to do so. Often very loud, uninformed, and
annoying. Makes the Democratic Party look bad. Usually
found on college campuses.
The opposite of
conservatard. as in hey Dude, my professor is
such a libtard. I mean, what does calculus have to do
with being the president?
Meanwhile Obama tries to become part of the "Dance of
bi-partisanship"
... and offers Sarah Palin the VP spot held by "Say it ain't so Joe"
Biden.
(Lib-Tard) 1) Combination of the words
Liberal and retard (see also: Libterd, libturd, libnerd,
libsurd, libdiot, libored) 2) The result when a tree
hugger successfully mates with a tree and the offspring
is born with an extra chromosome. 3) Any helpless
society that must always be liberated by the blood and
sweat of others yet are too arrogant and stupid to
realize that they owe their entire existance to
others.(see also: French-tard, French-Tarded,
Retarded-Frenchmen).
libtard
1) Hillary clinton and her husband, you know what's his
face. You know that libtard that got impeached for going
down on that fat chick in the beret that looked like
Rosie Odonnel.
2) Look at that tall mongoloid with the vote Kerry
T-shirt. Must be one of them libtards.
3) Screw you Frenchie! You freakin' Libtard.
One of liberal politcal persuasion who wastes their
entire lives bitching about president
Bush/conservatives/Christianity, or hunting for an
opportunity to do so. Often very loud, uninformed, and
annoying. Makes the Democratic Party look bad. Usually
found on college campuses. The opposite of conservatard.
Dude, my professor is such a libtard. I
mean, what does calculus have to do with the president?
A libtard holds extreme liberal beliefs based on little
more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information
received will be internally filtered or even changed
into something that better fits into their liberal
worldview.
A libtard will often have the same attitudes and
pigheadedness of an extreme conservative, and neither
side seems to understand the irony.
Jimmy is a libtard. He believes
everything documentaries like Farenheit 9/11 say,
because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
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